Dating online can be pretty difficult. Rather than overcomplicating things, let’s just stick with basics. Let’s just go with what you ought to skip on your profile.
Are you ugly or overweight? That’s just fine. The best thing to do in that case is simply lie. If you’re unattractive but at some point happened not to look like Shrek’s anus, use a photo from that period in your life. Or just choose a handsome celebrity or friend and put up his photo. If you’re fat, lie up to fifty pounds lighter. Everyone else does it, and look at how happy they are in their relationships. You will never have one if you do not lie.
Are you a big fan of obscure music, movies, or TV? Do you even own a TV? If you’re one of those jerkoff hipster types who like to hate what’s popular, you better lie about what you actually enjoy if you plan on getting a date. Chicks don’t like to think so hard, so dumb it down. If you say you love Twilight, you will capture 99% of the female audience right there. It’s about vampires. That’s all you need to know.
Are you short? We’ve already taught you some tricks on how to date women while being short, but you’ve got to somehow trick them to meet you first. The best thing to do in this instance is just to lie. Also, in your photo, be sure to emphasize your height. Have a tall hairdo, cuddle a Chihuahua, wear vertical stripes, or stand near a model train.
Women can be easily deceived, and it’s up to you to figure out how to do it. Let us know what tricks you use in the comments below.
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